Sass Attack!
Suzette De La Cré
Issue date: 5/8/09 Section: Arts & Entertainment
Do you ever feel lost? Like you're not sure which direction to take in life? Let's face it - sometimes we need help navigating this crazy thing called college. That's why I'm here. Consider me your third-party, impartial columnist. You have questions, and baby doll, I've got your answers. Or rather, I can provide my spin on things. So sit on down and buckle up, 'cause you're in for a big ol' Sass Attack!
If y'all finding yourself in a hardship, seek me out at entertainment@thetriangle.org. Make sure to put "ADVICE" in the subject line. I got your back, sugar.
How do I find the man of my dreams?
Take a nap so that he can carry you away on horseback to his kingdom and make you his queen and everlasting love! POP, back to reality with you. I'm sorry, darlin'. The perfect man does not exist. Before my male readers get up in arms, there is no perfect woman, either. What is really special is when we find someone we can truly caring about with all our hearts in spite of all their short comings.
I hate to be the one to say that you should give up on your heart's desire, but I am far from pessimistic. I believe that you can find someone that has a lot of the attributes you've been dreaming of; however, be realistic enough to expect some things they didn't tell you about in Cinderella.
Here's a little hint. While you are out there searching for your storybook ending, do not write off those guys you might for silly things (he's not my type, he's too short, etc.) You never know what a hidden gem he could be if you don't give him a chance.
I'm having dinner with my boyfriend's family for the first time and I am terrified. How can I make a good impression?
I'm not sure why, but a commercial for Axe body spray just came to mind (not product placement by the way. I for one can't stand Axe). It brings to mind the one where the dad goes to his son's bathroom, sprays himself down with the Axe cologne and, when he returns, the girlfriend does the mime act that leaves the man in his boxers. Anyways, tangent aside, don't do that. Seducing your boyfriend's father is a big no no.
If y'all finding yourself in a hardship, seek me out at entertainment@thetriangle.org. Make sure to put "ADVICE" in the subject line. I got your back, sugar.
How do I find the man of my dreams?
Take a nap so that he can carry you away on horseback to his kingdom and make you his queen and everlasting love! POP, back to reality with you. I'm sorry, darlin'. The perfect man does not exist. Before my male readers get up in arms, there is no perfect woman, either. What is really special is when we find someone we can truly caring about with all our hearts in spite of all their short comings.
I hate to be the one to say that you should give up on your heart's desire, but I am far from pessimistic. I believe that you can find someone that has a lot of the attributes you've been dreaming of; however, be realistic enough to expect some things they didn't tell you about in Cinderella.
Here's a little hint. While you are out there searching for your storybook ending, do not write off those guys you might for silly things (he's not my type, he's too short, etc.) You never know what a hidden gem he could be if you don't give him a chance.
I'm having dinner with my boyfriend's family for the first time and I am terrified. How can I make a good impression?
I'm not sure why, but a commercial for Axe body spray just came to mind (not product placement by the way. I for one can't stand Axe). It brings to mind the one where the dad goes to his son's bathroom, sprays himself down with the Axe cologne and, when he returns, the girlfriend does the mime act that leaves the man in his boxers. Anyways, tangent aside, don't do that. Seducing your boyfriend's father is a big no no.
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