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Issue date: 4/1/09 Section: News
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Click the PDF icon below the image on the right (yes, it has to be that complicated) to download the 2009 edition of The Rectangle, or pick up a copy on campus today!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: The Rectangle has been scientifically shown to cause fits of laughter resulting in shortness of breath, coughing, tears, hiccups and various other side effects. Do not read The Rectangle while eating or operating heavy machinery. For that matter, don't read anything while operating heavy machinery.

Note: The Rectangle is an annual satirical newspaper at Drexel University. All content is fabricated, and any resemblances to real people or events are purely coincidental. We aim to entertain, not to offend, so take absolutely nothing we say seriously.

Except the zombie preparedness discussion. The undead are no laughing matter.
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