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Andy Kabel
Issue date: 9/20/07 Section: Ed-Op
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Living with Females
Andy,
I'm concerned with having to live in a co-ed dormitory as an incoming freshman. I've never lived with members of the opposite sex before, and want to know how to handle this big change. Any advice?
-Ben
Ben, there really isn't a clear answer for this question. There are so many ways you can make a lasting, fulfilling impression on your female peers. Your options are really limitless. My advice, however, would be to watch Sorority Girls. It's everything you need to know about college in one two-hour long movie. You really can't go wrong. I mean, I turned out great. Just think of the things it could do for someone like you!
-Andy
Birds, Bees and Piercings
Andy,
My parents have been on my case all week about getting me to promise to utilize safe sex habits before I leave to start my college career at Drexel. They are starting to bring it up in front of my friends, and it's becoming really annoying. What can I do to get them off of my case?
-Stacy
The best thing you can do is bring up another fun issue to talk about. Like how you have been thinking about getting your genitalia pierced - in multiple places!
-Andy
This is Drexel, not Penn
Andy,
Recently, I found out that Drexel is on the Princeton Review's top three list of "Ugliest Campuses in the Country." Is it really that bad?
-Jared
We're number two. Get specific or get out.
-Andy
Something Tastes Odd
Andy,
I just burped, and my burp tasted like Broccoli. This is unusual, however, because I have not eaten broccoli in years. What's the deal?
-Darren
Sometimes, Darren, it's just better not to ask questions. I haven't asked one in years.
-Andy
Fashion Advice
Andy,
I'm trying to make sure I have all the bases covered when it comes to looking cool when I start as a freshman this fall at Drexel. I was considering bringing my backpack with me from high school, just to save money, but this might hinder my Fonz-factor. Do you think this is a good idea?
Andy,
I'm concerned with having to live in a co-ed dormitory as an incoming freshman. I've never lived with members of the opposite sex before, and want to know how to handle this big change. Any advice?
-Ben
Ben, there really isn't a clear answer for this question. There are so many ways you can make a lasting, fulfilling impression on your female peers. Your options are really limitless. My advice, however, would be to watch Sorority Girls. It's everything you need to know about college in one two-hour long movie. You really can't go wrong. I mean, I turned out great. Just think of the things it could do for someone like you!
-Andy
Birds, Bees and Piercings
Andy,
My parents have been on my case all week about getting me to promise to utilize safe sex habits before I leave to start my college career at Drexel. They are starting to bring it up in front of my friends, and it's becoming really annoying. What can I do to get them off of my case?
-Stacy
The best thing you can do is bring up another fun issue to talk about. Like how you have been thinking about getting your genitalia pierced - in multiple places!
-Andy
This is Drexel, not Penn
Andy,
Recently, I found out that Drexel is on the Princeton Review's top three list of "Ugliest Campuses in the Country." Is it really that bad?
-Jared
We're number two. Get specific or get out.
-Andy
Something Tastes Odd
Andy,
I just burped, and my burp tasted like Broccoli. This is unusual, however, because I have not eaten broccoli in years. What's the deal?
-Darren
Sometimes, Darren, it's just better not to ask questions. I haven't asked one in years.
-Andy
Fashion Advice
Andy,
I'm trying to make sure I have all the bases covered when it comes to looking cool when I start as a freshman this fall at Drexel. I was considering bringing my backpack with me from high school, just to save money, but this might hinder my Fonz-factor. Do you think this is a good idea?
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