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Ask Andy
Need advice? Ask Andy! E-mail him at askandy@thetriangle.org
By: Andy Kabel
Issue date: 8/24/07 Section: Ed-Op
Originally published: 8/24/07 at 2:54 AM EST
Last update: 8/24/07 at 2:54 AM EST
Originally published: 8/24/07 at 2:54 AM EST
Last update: 8/24/07 at 2:54 AM EST
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Dear Andy,
I've got a boyfriend that I really like, but he lives far away. The other day, he came to visit and ended up not getting along with any of my guy friends. Who should I choose - my friends or my boyfriend?
-Chen
Chen, life is short. Who says you can't have more than one partner at a time? The law? Pshh. Why not solve all your problems easily by simply having a lot of boyfriends, instead of dividing all of them into different groups? See? Problem solved.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I'm looking to get a good haircut. Do you have any suggestions?
-Stew
Usually, when I find myself in need of a change, I go for the haircut as well. The best method I have for keeping with the times and styles, is to first sit down on the couch.
Second, turn on the television to Entertainment Tonight. Third, close your eyes, and finally, point at the television. When you open your eyes, commit yourself to getting the same haircut as whomever you are pointing at. Flawless method.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I have a large scar on my face. It attracts a lot of unwanted attention on a daily basis. Any suggestions for drawing attention away from this unsightly gash? I'm really at my wits end.
- Sophie
Seriously? Enough with the Harry Potter. The nerd thing was cute at first, but really. Enough is enough.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I have an interview for co-op next week, and I'm not sure whether or not I should be wearing a suit. What do you think?
-John
Even though I've always worn a suit to the interviews I've had, I've never ended up wearing it by the time the interview was over. I'm not really sure why. Oh well. Save yourself some time in the morning and skip it, I say.
-Andy
Andy,
My laptop is currently broken, and is away being repaired.
I needed a computer in the time being, and rented one out from Drexel. The other day, while I was in class, my roommate accidentally spilled soda on it.
Now I have two bills to pay. What should I do?
-Tom
Drexel owns computers?
-Andy
Dear Andy,
As the summer is coming to an end, I've been realizing that my dandruff is acting up with the humidity. Do you know of a good method I could use to put a halt to this pesky problem?
-Ted
Well, you are in college, right? How many more years do you even expect to cling to that quickly thinning combed-over head of hair anyway? Seriously. You aren't fooling anyone.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
Does recycling really work?
- Lauren
From what I've learned, only recycling excuses. Now give me a minute, and I'll finish answering your question later, after I use the bathroom.
-Andy
I've got a boyfriend that I really like, but he lives far away. The other day, he came to visit and ended up not getting along with any of my guy friends. Who should I choose - my friends or my boyfriend?
-Chen
Chen, life is short. Who says you can't have more than one partner at a time? The law? Pshh. Why not solve all your problems easily by simply having a lot of boyfriends, instead of dividing all of them into different groups? See? Problem solved.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I'm looking to get a good haircut. Do you have any suggestions?
-Stew
Usually, when I find myself in need of a change, I go for the haircut as well. The best method I have for keeping with the times and styles, is to first sit down on the couch.
Second, turn on the television to Entertainment Tonight. Third, close your eyes, and finally, point at the television. When you open your eyes, commit yourself to getting the same haircut as whomever you are pointing at. Flawless method.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I have a large scar on my face. It attracts a lot of unwanted attention on a daily basis. Any suggestions for drawing attention away from this unsightly gash? I'm really at my wits end.
- Sophie
Seriously? Enough with the Harry Potter. The nerd thing was cute at first, but really. Enough is enough.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
I have an interview for co-op next week, and I'm not sure whether or not I should be wearing a suit. What do you think?
-John
Even though I've always worn a suit to the interviews I've had, I've never ended up wearing it by the time the interview was over. I'm not really sure why. Oh well. Save yourself some time in the morning and skip it, I say.
-Andy
Andy,
My laptop is currently broken, and is away being repaired.
I needed a computer in the time being, and rented one out from Drexel. The other day, while I was in class, my roommate accidentally spilled soda on it.
Now I have two bills to pay. What should I do?
-Tom
Drexel owns computers?
-Andy
Dear Andy,
As the summer is coming to an end, I've been realizing that my dandruff is acting up with the humidity. Do you know of a good method I could use to put a halt to this pesky problem?
-Ted
Well, you are in college, right? How many more years do you even expect to cling to that quickly thinning combed-over head of hair anyway? Seriously. You aren't fooling anyone.
-Andy
Dear Andy,
Does recycling really work?
- Lauren
From what I've learned, only recycling excuses. Now give me a minute, and I'll finish answering your question later, after I use the bathroom.
-Andy
