Spring Break
Let's Ask Andy
By: Andy Kabel
Issue date: 5/25/07 Section: Ed-Op
Originally published: 5/25/07 at 1:47 AM EST
Last update: 5/25/07 at 1:46 AM EST
Originally published: 5/25/07 at 1:47 AM EST
Last update: 5/25/07 at 1:46 AM EST
Party Scene
Dear Andy,
I really want to go to a Drexel party, but I've never been out drinking before. Do you have any advice I can use to better blend with the "in" scene?
-Jake
Well you've definitely come to the right place, as I happen to be the coolest guy I know. There are a few things you should gather about yourself before setting out into the happening Drexel party scene. First, get a polo shirt.
-Andy
Freshman 15
Dear Andy,
Unfortunately, I've been unsuccessful in avoiding the Freshman 15. Do you know a good way for me to drop it fast?
-Megan
I too experience problems in this field, although more regularly, I'm dealing with something I like to call my Sophomore 65. Also- there is no known cure for weight gain.
-Andy
Swamped
Dear Andy,
I did very well in high school, but now that I've started college, I can't seem to keep my grades from slipping. What can I do to both maintain a good GPA, and keep up with my social life at the same time?
-Teresa
After doing some research on the subject, I've found that snacking can help us humans in our more studious endeavors. With that said, ever consider eating pot cookies? You've got your brain food covered, and at the same time, it'll be very easy for you to make/maintain new friends.
-Andy
Anthro Assignment
Dear Andy,
When is that project due for Anthropology I?
-Kate
June 20th
-Andy
No Air Conditioner
Dear Andy,
It's been getting more and more hot as spring comes to an end and the new season begins. I can't afford an air conditioner or a fan at the moment. Any remedies for keeping cool in the coming months?
-Carly
You don't still happen to have those awful required summer reading novels from way back in Freshman year do you? You can always throw those in a pile and burn them. Make sure you do it outdoors though. You don't want your air conditioning to work over-time.
Dear Andy,
I really want to go to a Drexel party, but I've never been out drinking before. Do you have any advice I can use to better blend with the "in" scene?
-Jake
Well you've definitely come to the right place, as I happen to be the coolest guy I know. There are a few things you should gather about yourself before setting out into the happening Drexel party scene. First, get a polo shirt.
-Andy
Freshman 15
Dear Andy,
Unfortunately, I've been unsuccessful in avoiding the Freshman 15. Do you know a good way for me to drop it fast?
-Megan
I too experience problems in this field, although more regularly, I'm dealing with something I like to call my Sophomore 65. Also- there is no known cure for weight gain.
-Andy
Swamped
Dear Andy,
I did very well in high school, but now that I've started college, I can't seem to keep my grades from slipping. What can I do to both maintain a good GPA, and keep up with my social life at the same time?
-Teresa
After doing some research on the subject, I've found that snacking can help us humans in our more studious endeavors. With that said, ever consider eating pot cookies? You've got your brain food covered, and at the same time, it'll be very easy for you to make/maintain new friends.
-Andy
Anthro Assignment
Dear Andy,
When is that project due for Anthropology I?
-Kate
June 20th
-Andy
No Air Conditioner
Dear Andy,
It's been getting more and more hot as spring comes to an end and the new season begins. I can't afford an air conditioner or a fan at the moment. Any remedies for keeping cool in the coming months?
-Carly
You don't still happen to have those awful required summer reading novels from way back in Freshman year do you? You can always throw those in a pile and burn them. Make sure you do it outdoors though. You don't want your air conditioning to work over-time.
