Fools claim New York park formerly the site of many outrageous experiments
By: Aaron Sakulich
Issue date: 6/2/06 Section: Sci-Tech
Originally published: 6/2/06 at 10:30 AM EST
Last update: 6/7/06 at 12:09 AM EST
Originally published: 6/2/06 at 10:30 AM EST
Last update: 6/7/06 at 12:09 AM EST
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the crumbling Reich, the Americans were helping German scientists flee the country - with, of course, the provision that they work for the U.S. government under the guise of Operation Paperclip.
Some of these scientists were brought back to America and teamed up with the scientists who had worked on the Philadelphia Experiment. They were given the Nazi gold and a research facility was built for them underground, beneath the radar system at Montauk Point.
After constructing the research facility at Montauk Point, the scientists got busy working on their various projects. Depending on whether or not you believe everything you hear, these experiments could include any of the following things: particle physics research using an experimental particle accelerator, experiments in time travel or the bending of space, contacting space aliens, inventing the internet, electromagnetic mind control, building black helicopters, so on and so forth. It's also where the moon landings were faked, to say nothing of the fact that researchers there built a 50-foot-tall pyramid out of pure titanium, apparently underground, for some reason.
But it gets better! Nikolai Tesla, the original Balkan Sensation, is said to have faked his death, surviving long enough to become director of operations at the facility. He's not the only dead man to walk, however, since mathematician John von Neumann, quite thoroughly dead since 1957, is said to have been spotted there.
It just gets better and better. Using a mind-enhancing system designed at the facility, a junior member of the team named Cameron "manifested" a Yeti that proceeded to go bananas and wreck the place, only being destroyed after what I assume were numerous thrill-a-minute adventures. Not to be outdone, after the creation of something called a Time Tunnel, an advanced alien monster ravaged the inside of the facility, smashing computers and munching on scientists, only to be laid low by the fully automatic, hollow-pointed glory of the US military. Let that be a warning to all space monsters: We know the score.
Some of these scientists were brought back to America and teamed up with the scientists who had worked on the Philadelphia Experiment. They were given the Nazi gold and a research facility was built for them underground, beneath the radar system at Montauk Point.
After constructing the research facility at Montauk Point, the scientists got busy working on their various projects. Depending on whether or not you believe everything you hear, these experiments could include any of the following things: particle physics research using an experimental particle accelerator, experiments in time travel or the bending of space, contacting space aliens, inventing the internet, electromagnetic mind control, building black helicopters, so on and so forth. It's also where the moon landings were faked, to say nothing of the fact that researchers there built a 50-foot-tall pyramid out of pure titanium, apparently underground, for some reason.
But it gets better! Nikolai Tesla, the original Balkan Sensation, is said to have faked his death, surviving long enough to become director of operations at the facility. He's not the only dead man to walk, however, since mathematician John von Neumann, quite thoroughly dead since 1957, is said to have been spotted there.
It just gets better and better. Using a mind-enhancing system designed at the facility, a junior member of the team named Cameron "manifested" a Yeti that proceeded to go bananas and wreck the place, only being destroyed after what I assume were numerous thrill-a-minute adventures. Not to be outdone, after the creation of something called a Time Tunnel, an advanced alien monster ravaged the inside of the facility, smashing computers and munching on scientists, only to be laid low by the fully automatic, hollow-pointed glory of the US military. Let that be a warning to all space monsters: We know the score.
