Bi-weekly horoscopes, lucky days from Diane Ketler
Diane Ketler
Issue date: 4/29/05 Section: Entertainment
Taurus
(April 20- May 20)
You're comfortable being you. You know what you like and what you don't like, and that's that. Well, it's great to be reassured with your ideas and habits, but don't let your routines get in the way of trying something new that you may actually enjoy. So, your friend suggests a salsa class and you say no because you "don't dance." Don't just turn something down because it's never been on your to-do list before. This week, break out of your shell and something good will come out of your unpredictability.
Luck Day: April 30
Gemini
(May 21- June 20)
Lately you've been stressed. Between either your co-op or school, a new assignment or midterms, you feel like the end isn't in sight. Well Gemini, you're in luck. Keep working hard and you will see the fruits of your labor before you know it. In the mean time, relax, take a deep breath and focus on what needs to be done. Things will start going your way at the beginning of May!
Lucky day: May 3
Cancer
(June 21- July 22)
This week, things keep changing and you're not sure why. You're finding that what used to seem stable in your life is about as consistent as the temperature in Philadelphia. Don't panic because change is normal. You change your mind, your hairstyle, and let's hope your underwear. Things are altered all the time and while these adjustments may seem uncomfortable at first, you too will adjust and grow with your environment. Embrace change and new things. The unknown may seem like a scary place, but you'll never find out if you never change.
Lucky Day: May 5
Leo
(July 23- August 22)
So things haven't been turning out quite as planed, have they? You got a C on your Accounting midterm and you were sure that you were going to get an A? The girl or guy that you've been crushing on has conveniently found the love of their life when you were just getting up the courage to talk to them? If your life has been sounding more and more like the lyrics of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" song, cheer up because this, too, will pass. In the words of Bob Marley, "don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing's gonna be alright!" Things will start looking sunnier in the month of May.
Lucky Day: May 1
Virgo
(August 23- September 22)
Sometimes you tend to act as a people-pleaser. It's nice that you care about everyone else's happiness, but don't forget about your own. You may say things that you think people want to hear, or you do things just because you think that's what everyone else wants to do. What's really on your mind, Virgo? Don't let people walk all over you. Stand up for yourself and stop suppressing your own needs and your real feelings! This week, you'll have the opportunity to speak your mind and it's time you should. You, Virgo, are not a doormat that says "Welcome, walk all over me."
Lucky day: May 4
Libra
(September 23- October 22)
You've been scoping out Mr. /Ms. Hottie for way too long and it's time that you talk to them. You know who I'm talking about. Is it that scorching hot guy in your math lecture that makes you actually want to wake up and "learn about derivatives?" Or, is it that girl you see in the cafeteria everyday who makes you drool because she's way more sizzlin' than the food on your plate? Whoever it may be, if you talk to them this week, you may find that you have a date lined up for the weekend. So, be brave, and start with a friendly "hey." Good luck!
Lucky day: May 6
Scorpio
(October 23- November 21)
Does the word grudge sound familiar? Let's be honest, now. You never really forgave your brother for letting your hamster play with the neighborhood cat (oops), did you? What are you holding on to, Scorpio? If they're truly sorry, it's time to forgive! Okay, so maybe your roommate lost your favorite pair of earrings, or decided to grab your favorite T-shirt to clean up their Mac-N-Cheese disaster that conveniently fell on the floor. Everyone makes mistakes and being angry isn't going to fix what happened. This week, someone is going to ask for your forgiveness, so forgive, forget and feel better.
Lucky Day: May 1
Sagittarius
(November 22- December 21)
Be careful Sagittarius. Is your to-do list a mile long? Are your deadlines piling up and you're outside playing tennis? It's time to put down the racket and do what needs to be done. Yes, the weather is beautiful and spending time outdoors is much better than homework, but your English paper isn't going to write itself. If you don't start doing what needs to be done, you may find yourself in over your head this week. So, whether you have to tie yourself to your computer chair or lock yourself in the library for a few hours, work first, play second.
Lucky day: May 2
Capricon
(December 22- January 19)
Uh-oh, someone has a case of the "I spend money faster than I earn it" blues. Lately you've been splurging without the financial means to back up your new spring wardrobe. It's great to treat yourself to something nice every once in a while, but just be reasonable. The money that you save will come in handy sooner than you know. However, nice new shoes!
Lucky Day: May 4
Aquarius
(January 20- February 18)
Compromise: it's kind of like that thing you learned in elementary school called sharing. Remember? You wanted to use all of the Play-Dough to build a T-Rex and didn't care that little Susie wanted some too to make a bouquet for Barbie's wedding. Sometimes, you have to do things you don't want to do. So, your girlfriend wants you to go see "Miss Congeniality 2" at the movies and you'd rather pluck off all of your leg hairs one-by-one? Compromise. If you go see "Miss Congeniality 2" with her, she's more likely to do something that you want to do. Think about it.
Lucky Day: April 30
Pisces
(February 19- March 20)
People often confide in you because you are trustworthy and a good listener. This month, however, you feel like a "Dear Abby" column and it seems like everyone wants you to answer their problems. Although you're a little overwhelmed with all the extra drama, try to be a good friend and lend an ear. It won't be too long before you stir up a little drama yourself and could use a talk. Don't worry; your friends will remember when you were there for them.
Lucky Day: May 2
Aries
(March 21- April 19)
Okay Aries, it seems as though you've bitten off more than you can chew, burned your candle at both ends and stretched yourself way too thin. So what does all of this talk of a mouthful of food, melted wax and abnormal flexibility have to do with you? Well, you typically try to accomplish more than humanly possible in a short period of time and find yourself feeling stressed or anxious and crumbling under the pressure. Stop trying to be superman/woman and be reasonable with what you can do. Now, don't drop all of your obligations and take a week long vacation. Just try to prioritize what is most important to you and get that done first. This way, if you don't finish everything, the important stuff is completed. And, if you find yourself doing things that you don't enjoy and really can't remember why you ever started, stop wasting your time and focus on what matters to you.
Lucky Day: May 5
(April 20- May 20)
You're comfortable being you. You know what you like and what you don't like, and that's that. Well, it's great to be reassured with your ideas and habits, but don't let your routines get in the way of trying something new that you may actually enjoy. So, your friend suggests a salsa class and you say no because you "don't dance." Don't just turn something down because it's never been on your to-do list before. This week, break out of your shell and something good will come out of your unpredictability.
Luck Day: April 30
Gemini
(May 21- June 20)
Lately you've been stressed. Between either your co-op or school, a new assignment or midterms, you feel like the end isn't in sight. Well Gemini, you're in luck. Keep working hard and you will see the fruits of your labor before you know it. In the mean time, relax, take a deep breath and focus on what needs to be done. Things will start going your way at the beginning of May!
Lucky day: May 3
Cancer
(June 21- July 22)
This week, things keep changing and you're not sure why. You're finding that what used to seem stable in your life is about as consistent as the temperature in Philadelphia. Don't panic because change is normal. You change your mind, your hairstyle, and let's hope your underwear. Things are altered all the time and while these adjustments may seem uncomfortable at first, you too will adjust and grow with your environment. Embrace change and new things. The unknown may seem like a scary place, but you'll never find out if you never change.
Lucky Day: May 5
Leo
(July 23- August 22)
So things haven't been turning out quite as planed, have they? You got a C on your Accounting midterm and you were sure that you were going to get an A? The girl or guy that you've been crushing on has conveniently found the love of their life when you were just getting up the courage to talk to them? If your life has been sounding more and more like the lyrics of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" song, cheer up because this, too, will pass. In the words of Bob Marley, "don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing's gonna be alright!" Things will start looking sunnier in the month of May.
Lucky Day: May 1
Virgo
(August 23- September 22)
Sometimes you tend to act as a people-pleaser. It's nice that you care about everyone else's happiness, but don't forget about your own. You may say things that you think people want to hear, or you do things just because you think that's what everyone else wants to do. What's really on your mind, Virgo? Don't let people walk all over you. Stand up for yourself and stop suppressing your own needs and your real feelings! This week, you'll have the opportunity to speak your mind and it's time you should. You, Virgo, are not a doormat that says "Welcome, walk all over me."
Lucky day: May 4
Libra
(September 23- October 22)
You've been scoping out Mr. /Ms. Hottie for way too long and it's time that you talk to them. You know who I'm talking about. Is it that scorching hot guy in your math lecture that makes you actually want to wake up and "learn about derivatives?" Or, is it that girl you see in the cafeteria everyday who makes you drool because she's way more sizzlin' than the food on your plate? Whoever it may be, if you talk to them this week, you may find that you have a date lined up for the weekend. So, be brave, and start with a friendly "hey." Good luck!
Lucky day: May 6
Scorpio
(October 23- November 21)
Does the word grudge sound familiar? Let's be honest, now. You never really forgave your brother for letting your hamster play with the neighborhood cat (oops), did you? What are you holding on to, Scorpio? If they're truly sorry, it's time to forgive! Okay, so maybe your roommate lost your favorite pair of earrings, or decided to grab your favorite T-shirt to clean up their Mac-N-Cheese disaster that conveniently fell on the floor. Everyone makes mistakes and being angry isn't going to fix what happened. This week, someone is going to ask for your forgiveness, so forgive, forget and feel better.
Lucky Day: May 1
Sagittarius
(November 22- December 21)
Be careful Sagittarius. Is your to-do list a mile long? Are your deadlines piling up and you're outside playing tennis? It's time to put down the racket and do what needs to be done. Yes, the weather is beautiful and spending time outdoors is much better than homework, but your English paper isn't going to write itself. If you don't start doing what needs to be done, you may find yourself in over your head this week. So, whether you have to tie yourself to your computer chair or lock yourself in the library for a few hours, work first, play second.
Lucky day: May 2
Capricon
(December 22- January 19)
Uh-oh, someone has a case of the "I spend money faster than I earn it" blues. Lately you've been splurging without the financial means to back up your new spring wardrobe. It's great to treat yourself to something nice every once in a while, but just be reasonable. The money that you save will come in handy sooner than you know. However, nice new shoes!
Lucky Day: May 4
Aquarius
(January 20- February 18)
Compromise: it's kind of like that thing you learned in elementary school called sharing. Remember? You wanted to use all of the Play-Dough to build a T-Rex and didn't care that little Susie wanted some too to make a bouquet for Barbie's wedding. Sometimes, you have to do things you don't want to do. So, your girlfriend wants you to go see "Miss Congeniality 2" at the movies and you'd rather pluck off all of your leg hairs one-by-one? Compromise. If you go see "Miss Congeniality 2" with her, she's more likely to do something that you want to do. Think about it.
Lucky Day: April 30
Pisces
(February 19- March 20)
People often confide in you because you are trustworthy and a good listener. This month, however, you feel like a "Dear Abby" column and it seems like everyone wants you to answer their problems. Although you're a little overwhelmed with all the extra drama, try to be a good friend and lend an ear. It won't be too long before you stir up a little drama yourself and could use a talk. Don't worry; your friends will remember when you were there for them.
Lucky Day: May 2
Aries
(March 21- April 19)
Okay Aries, it seems as though you've bitten off more than you can chew, burned your candle at both ends and stretched yourself way too thin. So what does all of this talk of a mouthful of food, melted wax and abnormal flexibility have to do with you? Well, you typically try to accomplish more than humanly possible in a short period of time and find yourself feeling stressed or anxious and crumbling under the pressure. Stop trying to be superman/woman and be reasonable with what you can do. Now, don't drop all of your obligations and take a week long vacation. Just try to prioritize what is most important to you and get that done first. This way, if you don't finish everything, the important stuff is completed. And, if you find yourself doing things that you don't enjoy and really can't remember why you ever started, stop wasting your time and focus on what matters to you.
Lucky Day: May 5
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