Spring Break
Notable Quotables
Issue date: 3/4/05 Section: Ed-Op
"This is a blatant attempt to try and undermine me. They can't solve these crimes, and I'm familiar with these individuals, so they're going after me because I socialize with all of them."
Annette "Flirty" Stevens, woman who helped organize the Million Mom March to end citizen gun ownership in the United States, after she herself was arrested for illegal possession of a firearm and defacing the serial number to make it unreadable.
"We're not going to concede the South. The South will rise again, and when it does, it will have a D after its name ... We are going to embrace pro-life Democrats because pro-life Democrats care about kids after they're born, not just before they're born."
Howard Dean, new chairman of the Democratic National Committee, explaining how the Democrats should court southern traditionalists.
"They beat this man in front of all these kids then tased him in my sister's lap ... They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."
Felicia Mayo, patron at Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, when a man with his children tried to utilize the salad bar without paying. Police were called, the man struggled, and he was eventually tasered after repeated warnings to stop resisting. Chuck E. Cheese is a children's restaurant known for its pizza and arcade games.
"They appear to be the typical grandma and grandpa individuals; however, they sell marijuana."
Cpl. Larry O'Bryan of the West Virginia State Police, referring to a 78-year-old woman and her 72-year-old boyfriend who were caught with enough marijuana in their house to charge them with intent to distribute. The police were original called to the house for a domestic disturbance.
"Liberals keep telling us the media isn't liberal, but in order to retaliate for the decimation of major news organizations like The New York Times, CBS News and CNN, all they can do is produce the scalp of an obscure writer for an unknown conservative Web page."
Ann Coulter, syndicated conservative columnist.
Annette "Flirty" Stevens, woman who helped organize the Million Mom March to end citizen gun ownership in the United States, after she herself was arrested for illegal possession of a firearm and defacing the serial number to make it unreadable.
"We're not going to concede the South. The South will rise again, and when it does, it will have a D after its name ... We are going to embrace pro-life Democrats because pro-life Democrats care about kids after they're born, not just before they're born."
Howard Dean, new chairman of the Democratic National Committee, explaining how the Democrats should court southern traditionalists.
"They beat this man in front of all these kids then tased him in my sister's lap ... They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."
Felicia Mayo, patron at Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, when a man with his children tried to utilize the salad bar without paying. Police were called, the man struggled, and he was eventually tasered after repeated warnings to stop resisting. Chuck E. Cheese is a children's restaurant known for its pizza and arcade games.
"They appear to be the typical grandma and grandpa individuals; however, they sell marijuana."
Cpl. Larry O'Bryan of the West Virginia State Police, referring to a 78-year-old woman and her 72-year-old boyfriend who were caught with enough marijuana in their house to charge them with intent to distribute. The police were original called to the house for a domestic disturbance.
"Liberals keep telling us the media isn't liberal, but in order to retaliate for the decimation of major news organizations like The New York Times, CBS News and CNN, all they can do is produce the scalp of an obscure writer for an unknown conservative Web page."
Ann Coulter, syndicated conservative columnist.
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